It takes about
    two hours
to make it through

   airport security
nowadays.

    If they catch you with
a pair of nail clippers
they beat you
               with a rubber hose
in the back room.

    Yet in every terminal Ive been in
they sell ceramic mugs.


      You ever broke a ceramic mug?
That **** is crazy sharp.
    
      I mean they make those Japanese
super sharp chefs knifes outta the ****.

     And I cant bring a ******
disposable razor with me.


     Security my ***!