It takes about
two hours
to make it through
airport security
nowadays.
If they catch you with
a pair of nail clippers
they beat you
with a rubber hose
in the back room.
Yet in every terminal Ive been in
they sell ceramic mugs.
You ever broke a ceramic mug?
That **** is crazy sharp.
I mean they make those Japanese
super sharp chefs knifes outta the ****
And I cant bring a ******
disposable razor with me.
Security my ***