and sooner or later
you'll meet someone...

well, d'uh, a nice puerto rican
fat *** *******
from amsterdam...

      i really should have
been a *conquistador in my
former life;
  those ****** features
of mexico
and nearby caribbean
are just an instant
             *******...

plus their woman's hands are not
as fat as those niqab
fetishists of the glory hole
in the arab world.

- knock knock.
- who's there?
- can my husband come along
   to identify me?
- nope; don't know, won't know, don't care,
  it'd be nice if you were selling
  bed sheets, &, flying carpets.

seriously, don't ask me,
   when it comes to latinos i'm
going to shove a beer bottle up my ****
and sing you cuckoo lullabies...
can't help it... a natural umm...
lack of inhibition.

pale **** compliments a tight
cinnamon ***...
   then again: cinnamon + cumin...
or turmeric...
definitely not coriander... mmm...
and this little piglet went to the aztec
version of 2017.