i know that some people might cringe at this,
but it has to be said, nonetheless,
nothing, and i mean nothing beats
this sort of cognitive massage -
                      i call it scatter brain,
and by that i mean: listening to psychedelic
trance, while solving a sudoku;
    don't know, it works for me -
       i don't even have a chance to think -
my brain becomes a pure optical chamber,
well yeah... ***** helps too...
i never understood why alcohol has such
a terrible reputation,
  i mean: if you know how to use it,
  like a surgeon might use pure ethanol
to clean his equipment...
       fun stories to boot: the chemists at
edinburgh university used to brag about
their ethanol "abuse": and i mean the lecturers;
and who were the most bonkers and fun
out of the three tiers of organic, inorganic
and physical chemists?
   the organic chemists...
the people who bring you perfumes and *****...
and shampoos, and what not...
but i still can't get over the fact,
that the most eye-absorbing experiment i ever
did was making polyethene...
and it was in a catholic high school...
under what teacher? ah... hmm... mrs. khan!
funny how a lot of pakistanis are descendents
from that ****** mongol...
           mongol mongrels, ha ha:
jiggy jiggy with genghis: either a mountain
of skulls, or a harem the size of a year
by the count of days.
polyethene? yeah, i can't remember it
exactly, but you put two layers in a glass
utensil, and then you had to pinch at
the event horizon where the two substance
met... and as you pinched, you extracted
the plastic thread... magic... well...
      a bit more entertaining than opening
a history book, to let the moths out;
even though, i have to admit, i was always better
at history, than chemistry.