i may seem useless
i may seem weak
but im so much more
and i cant be beat

and you throw your punches
to bring me down
but i will never
hit the ground

not by the hands
of someone like you
you smirk at me
but you know its true

and with one small punch
you will give up
so lets face the facts
you ain't got the stuff

so go and cry
to someone else
you just ain't good enough
to match someone like myself

to fight me now
nor fight me later
i think you better stick
to you simple job as a waiter