If he tells me how to do that yet again
I might just **** him
If he talks to me like I’m a child again
I might just **** him
If he mentions that famous friend on more time
I think I’ll **** him
If he pretends to listen then walks away again
I’ll have to **** him
If he makes my daily life a constant hell
Can I **** him?
If it saved the sanity of all who work around him
Should I **** him?
Is he really so important that he’s worth the effort?
The effort of killing him
Should I starve him of the attention that he craves?
That would **** him
Should I be the better person and rise above the torment?
Would that **** me?
No.