one question...
          do, you, drink?
just asking,
it's worth knowing
whether a woman
can out-drink a man
to compete
in sophistic athletics'
answer...
    well, if you can't drink,
why even bother
demanding an answer?!
the "prize" comes with the ability
to drink:
you can't drink?
i love this part:
well, why don't you,
       simpleton-your-***,
                    and simply -
                            *******?!
if you don't know how to drink,
you don't know how to
sing a johnny cash song...
and you know even less,
       of what is to be learned
to make up the framework
of a competing whole.