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Aug 2017
i'll respect your request for
gender neutral pronouns...
if you'll say hello
to me... by doing...
******* somersault's worth
rather than a simple handshake:
to respect my handshake
neutrality: nope... a simple
asexual 'hello', will not do:
can you seriously be so
homophobic as to simply
embrace me with a victorian:
'hello'? am i text message prompt?!
- can you do that?
because what you're asking
me, is the "ambivalent's"
worth of meta-into-trans
worth's of gymnastics
having released a boa-*****
into my "private" breathing
space...
                  can't cheat via the ***...
say hello to me
with a somersault, and then
juggle three pairs of guillotined
penises...
   that's the basic, within the "limit"
of talking to you for 20 minutes
using gender neutral pronoun
         requests;
someone else might just have
said: sieg heil!
          guess what... we'd probably
end up talking for two hours;
yeah... and in catholic schools
they always teach children
about the history of the romans...
and the roman salute;
oh please, come on!
i'll do the gender neutral pronoun
"thing", if you say hello to me
with a somersault's worth of a handshake,
i'd love to try having a handskake
while handstanding!
   and still the english cite
their glory-years with shakespeare...
looks like the english language
has become a circus act;
lucky me, for being the one to ****
and **** and ******* onto it:
and still no frankenstein monster revived!
guess i better start learning arabic.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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