It is really ****** When you don't get any ***** Especially when there's plenty Some big and Some small With some imaginations, The is no limitations. You'll be pretty lucky if you get any at all.
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Where's all the hoes Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Nobody knows...
They may impose if your member grows They will go...oom-pah-pah!!
If you've had the odd glass You'll end up in the long grass Hopefully with a nice gal but you'll just have to see. Secretly you'd try it, And **** her on the quiet, And If she was a fat girl, Then that's what she'd be.
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! It really shows Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! What may transpose...
Where's he been putting his red ended hose? Maybe it's...oom-pah-pah!?
There's a girl called Sally Who's waiting in the valley, Flashing her pink love hole to all of the men. They can see her **** *****, Those tasty little fish traps, she would want a few men, at least nine or ten
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Everyone goes. Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Queuing in rows...
Whether she's dressed, or not wearing clothes -- They'll all get...oom-pah-pah!
She had a very wet ****, Now she's on another a **** hunt. She's let the fellows ***** up, and *** along. It was so good trying With so much ***** flying She's glad to get their ***** in And she's still going strong.
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! Her **** always flows Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! She's one of the pro's...
She used to be such a sweet blushing rose Until she had...oom-pah-pah!
It was such a pity When she moved to the city Especially when she's ****** men Some short and Some tall She's had her temptations With all the variations, When she's in the country she's having a ball
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! There's highs and there's lows. Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! It's how the wind Blows
They all propose to her naked expose When they want...oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! She wares pretty bows Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah! On her naked toes.
They all suppose its her lucky pose When she's had...oom-pah-pah!!