drinking isn't funny all the time, you become too *****, have men forgotten that alcohol is an aphrodisiac? me, drunk, brothel? ***** every time.

you can stroll down a street,
walk past an english youngling -
evidently sexually conscious
given the attire...
   never mind the age:
she's english, and you walk past
her, and she starts to quicken her
step...
   she looks at least agitated
but at the same time more
apprehensive than agitated...
you walk past a father and two
boys, and the boys start
looking at you with a certain
type of curiosity...
you walk into a supermarket,
take four czech beers -
  (cheque? check, chequers?
horvat - croat) -
and at the counter: a pretty
muslim girl, pale olive,
      wearing a hijab... and:
bam! the immediate perceptional
difference: she considers you
a testosterone battery,
   she's curious, like a deer,
  she attempts to hide a smile...
what was it?
                              a beard...
i watched a video about beards
being misogynistic,
about lumber-******...
       there actually is a phobia:
pogonophobia...
               that's for women...
but there's also
   *trichopathophobia
   (fear of long hair on men)
that's expressed by men, contra men...
then there's pixiephilia:
   men who love women with
short hair...
      i ****** well know, i fall
into the pixiephilic category...
i had long hair,
  she had manky dreads,
she cut them off,
          bam! pixiephilia was born;
darling... cut it short while
you're young...
   every see an old woman with
long hair?
               anyway...
god, i love burping while drinking
beer...
     common practice
              among the swabians:
and good manners too!