Your lithe figure,
nice and boney,
makes you bad to the bone.
You have those high legs that stride,
not pigeon-toed,
not that that makes that much difference,
you're so tastefully dressed,
and you have one of the most beautiful faces
I've ever seen.
Hell yes, I'd like to do the town with you,
have you make me fudge
and popcorn
every other night for a while,
and have us check out
this new and improved TV,
(that is, except for the same old
boring sitcoms,
except for Big Bang Theory, a little bit)