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Jul 2017
so you think that .zip filing
a profanity is an escape?
you know what bs.zip actually
sounds like?
     a minor phobia -
  if that, or perhaps the cookie
jar of "orientating" yourself
around an omniprescence -
yes, that's how
i conceive him:
     within the confines
of an article, in this case
the indirect articulation of
a "supposed" attribute -
no, don't, don't make me
into a vanity zombie
that only fuels "his" pride -
if anyone was going to make
east london / essex english
tacky, degenerate, it would
be the americans...
    *******.
you know, i had great respect
for bukowski, once,
then i heard he didn't bother
to learn spelling...
    that's like someone telling
me that they can't do basic
arithmetic, akin to 1 + 1 = 2...
mate... there are limits
of kissing ***...
        and that broke me...
i'm thinking of donating all
the books i own by him to
a charity shop - with a piece
of toilet paper as a bookmark!
there are limits!
    and no, hiding profanity
in acronym form (as is the american
custom) doesn't do anything
other than leave you:
either stupid, or dyslexic.
look at it!
         whatever happened with
the english phrase:
    pardon my french, after
a word like: ****!
   a german once complimented
a polish word,
  as a word that influenced him
in discharging emotional
constraint...
   sure, for some people
the word kurva (originally
with a w) can release
a lot of emotional constraint -
but only if you trill the R...
and that's telling you something,
coming from a german...
evidently scheiße wasn't good
enough... i'm not surprised:
what with its oily hard to "streß"
consonant to pivot on...
          why don't the germans
like the scheiße-profanity?
ask them in english:
   shy-(t)sssss-e(h) / shy-(t)sssss-é...
ooh, look at you,
with that python on your shoulders...
if the poles balance on R -
  the germans balance on S...
  the french balance on R devolved
from trill and bound to an H-phlegm -
the english? also an R...
   although an R in dentistry -
the anaesthetic - thumbing...
thumbing, phumbing...
     ****! numbing! numbed R!
oh sure, the the surd G: gnome -
noumb - but ****! fickle thing:
reappears in diagnostics -
of all the languages in the world:
english? the most fickle -
which really does explain english
women.
so yeah, there you have it.
no, crafting acronyms to "hide"
profanity, is one thing, i will not do,
because:
a. it originated in america,
     and as a european
     i can't accept anything beyond
     music, film, literature
       (******* will not laud me
    with their phonetic alpha bravo
   charlie romeo *******!)
and...
b. i swear there was a 2nd point
    to be made...
    alpha beta rho, cistern...
    cyst...
            ah! that's why i can't
     do crosswords!
             i'm already looking for words,
     and the "poem" is already
     in quasi-semblence with a crossword...
no, wait, that wasn't it...
  **** it...
   coming from a country that invoked
prohibition...
              i never trust a man
that doesn't enjoy a drink...
                      which also means
a woman...
                 all these complaints,
and off she goes into the ****-hole
of an amazon jungle and drinks
a "magic" potion...
then comes back to the city
and starts to turn the drinking part
into an injecting "ceremony"...
       **** me...
you know how entertaining cooking
and other household chores
are when you're a little bit tipsy?
yes yes... you need a smoke and a drink
to "sooth" the palette...
        well, that's why it's "sooth":
basically numb it...
             so you can guarantee you
will not add too much salt
or chili or bay leaf to a dish.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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