Distended or disgusting, too big never flat enough our bellies dictate our worth; bigger means money for food, but not enough money for lipo. Smaller means either a) good genes b) exercise c) eating disorder. Why oh why must we all be so enslaved to our belly sizes? It frustrates me to be frustrated with my belly it never did anything wrong, it's just not as flat as my 100 pound classmates but it's still lovely. It still digests food, and has a special little button to remember my birth. Why must we hate these bellies so?