Benedict Arnold We see them. Lying in the terrorist trap known as The Uncomformers. What happened to them? Did they say enough is enough? Stab their Old buddies in their already turned backs? Well, I guess some people just don’t understand…. Look at them! They’re laughing! How preposterous! They’re supposed to be lamenting or even just Giving hushed whispers to someone about everyone else. I can’t fathom— How absurd!
The Good Girls Ohhhhhh My Gosh! Can you like, See how lame they are? They just, like, don’t do anything. I mean, I have never seen any of them at, like, any party! Crazy! I know. They just keep to themselves, I guess. But, I mean, come on? No parties! Do they even know what fun is!? Last night there was this really awesome one where, I was dancing…..and drinking….and then I threw up in my boyfriend’s car! Oh yeah, Were exes now. Anyway, I just, like, IDK. I mean, who wouldn’t want to have the ultimate makeup and beauty? It’s mind-blowing! I swear their worlds are all, aerobics and songbirds. But, whatever, you know?
Peacemaker Talk about irritating. I hate people Who stop fights before the crescendo finishes! Bor-ring! Drama is what I live for. Just let people ruin their lives already! I’m dying for some action over here. Hel-lo! Your “sensible justice” is causing me to have serious Gossip underload. Stop getting in the Way of everything! If you would just come in One second after you usually do, there would be so Much more to say. It would be beyond belief if you just, Go where you belong and stop Interrupting before some of the most spectacular Moments in people’s lives.
Iron King** This person is not so simple. Loners that shield themselves from the world Freaks that don’t want to experience reality Maybe he’s evil Attempting to hide a dark inheritance Living in his mind, the Devil’s oasis Visions of wonder and agony expressed throughout Sending out blind waves of hatred to all who will not follow him into Hell. Super creep. I hope he leaves me alone. I haven’t done anything to him…