I am often asked, as the inn goes quiet Where is the dignity in a life anchored By the brothel, the public house’s riot. I note—politely—the base of the tankard Provides a grand, if somewhat modulated, Viewing of the so-called unexamined life, A happy one not discombobulated By the constant nattering of priest or wife. It’s not—far from it!—that my heart is not stirred By valiant men performing their valiant deeds, But the urge to take up arms remains deterred By the image of a knight face down in weeds, And my heart’s overruled by the misgiving That the stuff of legend precludes the living.