i've had two themes in  nightmares
over the past few years...
eins?
  dreaming about teeth...
   i have no qualms with dentists,
i like choking on my own tongue,
and the drill...
   i have no problems with dentistry,
but my dreams bother me...
i keep dreaming about my teeth...
the second recurring theme?
me punching someone,
well, "punching* someone like
a ****** might slap someone's face...
i can't remember the last fight
i was in,
   in my dreams i seem to be punching
with the effort of my left-hand...
i.e. sloppy...
      ah **** me,
in a central london pub,
this american kinder took to liking me,
his family was eating the pub
gnaw...
          i picked him up and sat him
on an arm-chair next to mine,
i sprinkled some salt onto my hand
and rubbed it in,
then i sprinkled some salt on
the kleinhanzel and told him to rub
the salt into his hands,
  insinuating: someone's going to
get *****-slapped!
   little ****** did as i asked...
                   i hate these dreams about
teeth and a withered right hand
itching for a punch...
                          to test the freudian
  diagnosis...
   what would freud make of dreaming
about teeth?
                           what would
freud make of... ah... yes...
that i'm slightly impotent...
   either that or the lack of opportunity
to actually punch someone in the face;
if i'm going to be anti-semitic,
it will begin, and end, with herr freud.