Attention: This is your trigger warning: If you walk outside your door this morning you’ll be assaulted by noise and light. You may choose to go back to bed to avoid the possibility of fright. In fact keep the shades down and the covers pulled up tight. Don’t talk to people; some may disagree with you; they won’t heed your plea to change their minds to your view. Don’t read books by authors who are male. They might contain descriptions of female bodies that remind you that under your clothes you are undressed, and boys who look at you know that. You’ll feel stressed. Avoid all books with mentions of violence. Such as Civil War diaries or histories of World War II. Your teachers may overlook the fact that you have certain entitlements such as the right to be free of knowledge that is painful. You also shouldn’t have to learn about cultures that are different from your own. We all know that’s how seeds of anxiety and doubt are sown. If subjected to these shocking things you could have a panic attack because the knowledge that others don’t do or think as you do will be traumatic. You’ll never come back to sanity. You’ll be irreparably harmed. You could learn that you cannot command that others think the way you believe that they should. You wouldn’t want to know that. It just wouldn’t feel good.