what, date an english bird, and get served fish-fingers, chips, beans on toast, and other ready-meals? no thank you... i'd rather eat dry cat-snacks, or choke on my own *****: like a cow... dry-cat-snacks? a bit tongue-numbing... but at least zero sugar... and loads of paris hilton concerns regarding vitamins... get used to it, get used to eating cat snacks than eating human snacks of an overload of sugar... still... i couldn't date or even marry an english bird... ******* have the idea of a kitchen so far removed, that they're plating toilet issues... a curry to them is a diarrhea sauce... i would never place a woman in a kitchen, why? i simply couldn't trust them with a loaf of bread, let alone a chicken breast, readied to be diced, and invoked for a bangladeshi special; if you can't trust them with condoms and contraception pills... why bother trusting them with culinary ingredients?

i agree,
women don't belong
in the kitchen...

   *they can't cook:

they either over-salt
dishes,
or don't add enough
spices
to combat the use
of salt...

i agree with feminists,
women don't
belong in the kitchen,

why?

they simply can't cook;

next time i'll be eating
something made
by a woman,
i'll probably
   be eating an abortion.