Jimmy Beans were strewn in the fields like fire crackers out from the waxy hulls sprouted miniscule Bizarrities (which is a word because it was their names). The Bizarrities were kind, they enjoyed playing pan flutes and had a nifty knack of flipping silver coins so that they consistantly landed on heads. They cried when picked in the Spring-a-ling, but after a day or two adjusted to life outside the vines and took up anthropology, or archaeology. A few opened their own dental practice and picked the little green teeth of fellow Bizarrities. One day, to-day, a Honey Tree was swimming along when it came to a Bizarritie. "Hello kind Bizarritie, won't you play a song for me?" The green Bizarritie laughed in false glee and said "My dear sweet Honey Tree, thou art positiv-ity the reason why I left the ground and moved to Bizarritie-town." The Honey Tree, baffled and distraught, contemplated the feelings he thought. It was on that day, bright and dreary, that the Honey Tree grew ever weary of the merchants on streets and artists and skeets and the reasons why not all assumptions die.