Drunk girls in the washroom.

Smells like a mixture of puke and perfume

With a hint insecurity.

Usually more packed than the club itself. "Sorry, excuse me"

The woman's washroom, a place where 2 strangers become best friends instantly.

Discuss where they last left their self respect and dignity.

"You're awesome! Let's take a selfie"

"I can't believe he came here with her I thought he loved me"

A place where women then become social workers for the night.  

Or where they form an alliance for a fight.

The woman's washroom, a place where everything and anything is exposed.

Where women usually *** without the door closed,

Or there are 3 women in one cubicle cause its better than waiting in line.  

" oh here, you forgot your lipstick, borrow mine."

Where the girl washing her hands in the sink next to you shares her deepest secrets,

And let's not forget that one girl balling her eyes out about all her regrets.

The woman's washroom, a place you go where a 1 minute job is actually 15.

The only time a woman will sit on a toilet regardless if its clean.

And the one person who sees all of the above through sober eyes while everything is a blur  

Is the woman handing them paper towel, and a lollipop when they tip her.