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Jul 2017
religion has usurped natural predators,
saying that,
i'd still prefer to be gorged by
a pack of ravenous wolves
than an islamic terrorist...
at least i could justify the attack
without any qualms...
                     but when man tamed
his natural predators,
         he also created religion -
         no other way to go about it...
since we're dealing with a pre-history,
or the ultra- or all other noted
"events"...
              i watch the fox and think:
now, that's an ally i'd like to keep...
half-dog-half-cat with its agility
  and the necessity for "barking"...
odd, wolves never managed to bark...
the denegrate spirit compared
to its origin, is less vowel bound,
and more consonant bound...
   quasi-human...
    dogs growl, wolves snarl...
   i guess that goes to say that dogs
tend to breathe more through
their gobs, than wolves, which have
a hightened pinch of scent in their
snouts, since they don't
   dribble saliva through their gob as much,
like a st. bernard...
    animals fare worse off when
domesticated than women...
          you domesticate an animal,
chances are, you're a bulldog's squashed
snout away from a problem
regarding breathing...
    try breathing when someone punches
you in the face...
              when you get
punched and your nose gets
broken...
              a ******* ferris-wheel of ideas
is popping into my head...
by ideas, i mean jokes.
          domesticated animals tend
to forget breathing through their
nasal cavities...
            i remember one lesson from
school in poland,
a teacher said:
(a). breathe in through your nose
   (b). breathe out through your mouth...
talk about plumbing issues...
     so yeah...
               bulldog snouts... and accordions.
  oi bull-geezer! play us a' ah'woooo!
   no? thought so, ye:
         slobbering dog-eat-dog fascist;
your snout looks exactly as my mouth
does, after peforming oral ***
on a woman's genitals...
       sloppy... greasy... i swear,
  if you'd stick a piece of paper to my lips
after the act, i'd sound sicilian,
   talking about the marvels of olive oil
   and glue.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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