everyone has them their ***** underwear, their skeletons in the closet... i too have mine, well, one in particular... and it goes like this:
- somerset (not cornish) camembert cheese - a dash of cinnamon - honey - butter - on toasted tandoor baked naan bread...
come on! it's cheese! it's not exactly a comparison between a ferrari and a porsche! it's cheese! cheese!
i don't even know whether to call it a dessert or a starter...
why am i being pedantic about the cheese? cornish camembert is harder than its somerset cousin... and naan bread? you really expect me to like the putrid dough of an english slice of toast?! *******! they just discovered sour-dough... i'm not toasting this load of pigeon droppings, moulded into something resembling a decent slice of chew...
how many times do i have to say this, i would not eat in a restaurant where the chef smoked marijuana... as i wouldn't trust a skinny chef... you need palette numbing additives to explore, alcohol for the carousel lottery of ingredients... and a charred tongue from smoking cigarettes... i'm trying to figure out how french toast came about though... the recipe was passed down to me from the film kramer vs. kramer... i haven't dared to explore the classic further.
every time i cook, i think of being an inquisitor of anorexia... last time i heard, anorexia was like *******... well... something akin to eating through your nose... imagine an inquisition of anorexia, far away from spain, and then, start cooking - i'll say, that's better on the imagination than the christ metaphor of bread and wine... just imagine an anorexic strapped into a chair while you start cooking spaghetti bolognese (e.g.)... if i see an iron maiden, i'll tell you... it'll probably be the chattering jaw of the anorexic telling me in tongues: feed the pigs this ****!