please understand the drunk is not the sober writer of this... but whereas people go to cinemas and stuff their gobs with sweet popcorn and sugary drinks, i go into the other cinema that the catholic church is (to me at least), and engage in what's permitted, i.e. distributed... what? i'm moving it up a notch... brr... wine will not warm you up north... you need some liquor... i'm just waiting for this one centurion to jump out from behind the altar, with a sponge soaked with ***** on a stick, moving it toward that awry mouth... no? sistus legionus mustus not coming? **** me... this is better than going to the cinema! and! and! it's free! so no, no thank you, i'll bring my own sacrament.*

oh i go to church,
but only on special
events,
o.k., ****,
it only happened
once,
   at a christmas
vigil (24th december)...
  and i sat in the back
row,
refusing to take
communion -
sipping a 35cl bottle
of *****,
   listening to
nuns imploring
the gathering of faithfuls
to pray for alcoholics -
sure, you pray
for me,
i'll drink for you.