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Jul 2017
so my next-door neighbour
is trying to sell his house,
    a complete **** of a man...
anyway, my other neighbour
goes to the estate agent
   that is mediating the sale...
  a sign: for sale goes up
one saturday...
    comes down the next...
      why?
   see, this is what happens when
neighbours take to fued...
     it's all boxing-gloves off &
          an army of chimps turned
berserker starting to rip of limbs
with their bare hands...
   ugly ****...
        beside the point...
well, beside the giggles of being
stuck in the middle...
       the neighbour who grassed
my other cunty neighbour
   because he had a company car
and was storing the company's
car petrol outside
                           his home?
besides that...
    the neighbour
        who ****** him over?
she's a rajter -
etymology would
         suggest a german
origin...
             god **** me, i really
want to make it sound proper in
english... not raj -
               or the taj mahal...
  and not: ray-ter either...
                        ah!
                           rye-ter!
what does it mean?
      someone who's
               into local gossip,
esp. someone discord among
his / her neighbours...
        listens to gossip,
                      to spread gossip,
(yes, gender neutral nouns)
     she's = he's a rajter / rye-ter;
almost sounds like like
         the origin of a wry writer.
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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