Irritation starts from the neck, ends with a death
Enjoy your final mouthful of scrambled eggs
Delivered and served at ninety degrees
Boiled for safety, venomous traces
Left behind by smaller specimens.
Tic-Toc goes the ****
"Time for awakening," it said crowingly
Testicles hanging, hence the chickening
Dropped your *****, called for emergency
Tedious struggle to reach the butter
Peanuts would be less of a trouble
Loaded into void, residents are given anesthetics
Uncomfort fades until all the debts get paid
With a grin on their face they said
"Excellency decides where we'll be placed."
So hold still and accept your fate
You're just a plain old, regular pancake.