Now once upon a time there was a drain A happy little drain that all day drained Which is the nature of what good drains do Letting things flow away, off to the sea
One day a blustering bullfrog strutted about And croaked that the drain was not any good He said he’d swamp that drain with a huuuuge dam A beautiful dam – his audience was riveted
And he croaked and he croaked and still he croaked all day But the happy little drain drained his croaks away