you know that point in the day
when you're so drunk
and you're listening to you-tube
and thinking:
so they're sober, o.k. o.k.,
   and they have "serious"
                                    opinions?
  **** me! idaho! casablanca
          and el dorado all in one!
**** being witty, time to look
                           super stupid.
           - obviously they
deserve an oscar, since their
opinions are not serious,
given they're getting paid,
and aren't activists, but "journalists";
  **** going to a comedy club,
watch mainstream news on t.v.
          or alternative news
on the internet slagging everyone
off for not being indie enough.