Voila! A beautiful ******. Watch the delicate movements; the serenity of spirit, the feminine grace in her gait. She raises a glass of water to her thirsty head, crystal coolness against youthful lips, curious tongue. Vital and charming, she eludes all hunters. She outsmarts and outruns the vikings who wish to steal her mojo, her soul. They want to skin her, to feel her pelt against bare, sweaty flesh; they want to mount and stuff her full of formaldehyde and polyester batting from Wal-Mart. They want to lock this majestic, innocent creature in a cell without padding, only harsh, cold bars and stare at her nakedness with crooked grins on grimey faces and **** her of her will to be whole. Even worse: they want to love her, to hold this creature's hands and write intense poetry of devotion. These lunatics want to love this poor, hideous beast who does not want the attention. She is a monster, a ******* abbhorred abomination of existence, and they wish to court her like a little lady. Pristine. Pure. But they are only seeing a siren, a mythical form better left to starve on the jagged rocks of eternity than to be admired and held in soothing arms.