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Jun 2017
herbie hancock - watermelon man / us3, or also herbie, and also a melon... cateloupe... down the isle... na'h... too meaty, not enough water... watermelon man... translation into slavic of watermelon? probably arabic: arbuz (r-*****)... my distant cousins had the surname: saraçen (sarah's dream) - otherwise, the same worth of gob's cent to a penny for a thought for freud - sarah-ćen(t): not for polish speakers... i'm trying to translate ç (french) into ć (anti-polish pronunciation), into english, to avoid the s... tse- tse-, sarah-tsen... wet jazzy snare.

i once said i never ever had hangovers
from drinking,
       just tobacco, or *cottonmouth
,
as some people suddenly get while
smoking ****...
                       but on the next day,
when you wake up...
but ****! it's the 10th of june...
                  and the sun is ****** my body
with the heat...
         i woke up early, clearly dehydrated...
and instead of my usual two glasses of water...
   i must have been dreaming about
this...
           cure for a hangover?
       quarter of a watermelon...
                         god, felt better than eating
out a woman's genitals...
         and a big ******* he was...
twice the size of a football...
        a ravenous vegeterian wolf, i did become,
half an hour, prior to noon.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
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