I saw you again today,
I envy all the attention you get.
Walking past the store is such a display
Of all that you exuberate and sweat.

Your aura is so grand
And you glow with much shine,
The drips are so alluring,
The color of your glow is simply divine.

I walked in, just to take a peek,
You didn’t notice, but I inched closer.
I ran into one of your friends who sprung a leak,
So I took them out instead, such smooth liquor.

If you find out, I hope you don’t mind,
That I took one of your friends instead;
I still think you’re **** and quite a malty find,
It’s just that Colt treated me better and let me give him head.