He's a cool man
Wearing blue jeans and sporting long hair
He's known by many friends and few people
He's got some personality to spare

He isn't the king of English
But he's the duke of the class,
He'll never relinquish his pride,
When he talks, his words have great mass

He has a powerful mind,
a clairvoyance and intelligence
He is a mage of wisdom, casting his spell,
He drops on his enemies harder than a coin falling down a wishing well.