Nine AM rolls round
time for, a constitutional
taking a dump, off of my mind
doin a semi-institutional
Back at ten, to the same scene
rearranging underpants
ass busting at the seams
wildly doing a wasted dance
while stifling, a scream
Holy shit, the crappers full
long lines outside the stalls
no gastrointestinal relief in sight
my poop from ass, can't fall
Whence do all these assholes hail
and how do I gauge a break
seeking to release my crap
avoiding, an intestinal mistake