Nine AM rolls round
time for, a constitutional
taking a dump, off of my mind
doin a semi-institutional

Back at ten, to the same scene
rearranging underpants
*** busting at the seams
wildly doing a wasted dance
while stifling, a scream

Holy **** the crappers full
long lines outside the stalls
no gastrointestinal relief in sight
my **** from *** can't fall

Whence do all these ******** hail
and how do I gauge a break
seeking to release my crap
avoiding, an intestinal mistake