Am I:

enlightened or crazy?
eccentric or weird?
self-aware or selfish?
insightful or long-winded?
introverted or isolated?
passionate or obsessed?
conservative or *****?
minimal or drab?
organized or ****?
alive or hyper?
wise or clever?
careful or worrisome?
powerful or power hungry?
meek or subservient?
good or bad?
here or there?
right or wrong?

Guess it depends who you ask.