and then i poured myself another blackbeard (dark *** and ms. pespi), and, hey presto! from shaky stevens... to a firm grip of hand, and a surgeon's style precision.

usually when i wake up with a "hangover",
in resort two drinking about a litre's worth of water mixed
with orange & barley squash...
   today though?
               i overdid the 5-a-day health policy recommendation
of the nanny state...
         the list?
                        *a box of strawberries,
     three tangerines...
                                                   ­       and six peaches.
i can't remember the last time i ate so much
                         acidic sugar... was i on l.s.d., or something?
i usually eat more vegetables...
                       like last night... on a whim...
      diced some bbq meat (pork, beef, ribs),
        made egg-fried rice...
                         and added spring onions, pepper, mushrooms,
fresh coriander...
             boiled the rice by adding some turmeric and chilli powder
to the boiling water...
                          hoisin sauce, soy sauce... & yogurt (oddly enough).
                     but this fruit cure for a "hangover"?
       that was surprising, even to me...
                      a box of strawberries, three tangerines, and six peaches?!
oh wait... then there was also the pear...
           that ******, grainy, sand-like fruit i, seem to just
have started to abhor (when comparing the other fruits i ate);
went back to sleep for a while... woke up and was like:
what the **** just happened? that was a dream, right?
let me tell you... abstain from eating something for a long while...
         hello werewolf, hellow ******, hello binging
on the "long lost love" of the palette.