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May 2017
a 1992 film? **** me, what could it be?
oh wait, i know...
         white men can't jump...
they should have a sequal to that ****...
titled,          black men can't swim...
or at least give them a slot
in the para-olympics.             *******!
how about you jump into a jacuzzi
with a bunch of japanese macaques,
and take baby steps... like... treading water...
white boy over here,
can float in a swimming pool,
   fully extended, lying down...
like a full-fat piece of ****.
   i ****-as-hell someone has the ***** to make
a film, entitled      black men can't swim;
**** just sinks... or belongs with
the para-olympians from kazahstan
with... hopefully     two legs, and one arm;
yes! yes! it would be ****** to compete
with an anchor's worth of torso, and no limbs.
well... they can run... for sure...
all the excess ******* endowment the white
girl like to exploint for one night stands...
   well... a massive buttocks as shown by
black girls... **** me... that'll get you
sprinting, up to the speed, of a cheetah!
you really need buttock fat to move
those legs like that...
        wait wait... why are all the kenyans
and ethiopans, the anorexics of the black
species?
every time i watch them at the olympics
i'm starting to imagine the holocaust,
cocentration camps, jews, picking up pebbles
and rocks, and saying:
    this ought to be a coin (pebble) and this
out to be a banknote (rock)...
       i'd love to write something on l.s.d.,
but this is already equivalent to l.s.d.
        big ***, big ****...
                                           run forest! run!
fair enough for the trans-ethnic one-night
stands... if i could do it with a black girl with a tiny
***... a white girl can do it with
   a massive elephant trunk...
i'm not bothered... i got my ***...
                                 &... my sense of humour.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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