i really hope this is the last conceptualißaton
of sūdoku....
   it's all optics...
there's this disparity in the puzzle...
i.e. there the square (matrix) appraoch

     x  x  x
     x  x  x
     x  x  x

but then there's the classic approach...
   i don't even know what to call it,
other than that, and therefore
having a neccesity for a visual representation:

x
   x
      x
         x
x  x  x  x  x  x  x  x  x
               x
                  x
                     x
                        x

****... i'm just having a beer, and trying to avoid
the sun...
         ever get sun stroke?
    painful as ****...
      i was watering this bed of flowers in a blindman's
garden, and given that i have a few blonde hairs on
my crop, i was left, spending two days
in bed, shivering...        
    blindman's garden?
  well, yeah... the focus was on
     planting stachys byzantina,
         a species of stachys...
commonly know as lamb's ear.