there are basically two reasons to live,
princes' mackerel fillets
          in spicy tomato sauce...
   that's one... then there's
          vitakrone's
creamy herring fillets (cucumber,
          apple, onion)
life, just about makes sense,
             with these two artefacts;
by now i'll be saying:
having tasted these two products,
i really, really could, live forever;
what's the alternative reason?
                women?              huh?!
the basis of their genitals
        being as tasty as either mackerels
in spicy tomato sauce, or
          raw herrings in a cream
with cucumber, apple and onion...
that really is klitschko vs. pacquiao
argument...
really? the idea of islam's 72 ****** gym?
oh please... *******!
talking to one, toward the stability
of an eternity is enough exercise
    i'd want to exhort... give me 72 to ****
and i'll be saying:     that's it... i'm done,
pontius "*******" pilate, washing
  my hands clean.