o.k. o.k, i might have added an inch to my actual height... but i can't exactly fake the 115 kilograms bit; it's called a stilleto syndrome, borrowed from women, esp. of asian origin... ***** knows... i'm not going to fake my weight... i like cooking! for ****'s sake... would you ever trust a thin chef?! or a chef that wasn't a heavy drinker or a smoker? i wouldn't. you know, that act of palette numbing practice, for perfecting a sensitivity to (a) salt & pepper, and then advanced, (b) the asian spices.

ryło* - chin...
witki - ha ha... hands;
oh, **** me...
            let's tango;
i want to be punched
in the face,
   so i can check
 the capacity
           of being
          6ft2 and
       weighing 115kgs;
i think it would be fun
          to "experiment":
mordo-bicie...
             street boxing;
and as etymology exhausts
darwinism,
        so does language per se
exhuast etymology,
with the invention of slang /
   idiosyncrasy.