Hi, it's Howard again,
and I ****** love my fish,
I had it for tea last night,
it were cod and hadock ruddy dish,

but nah I ain't giving it grief,
I could eat the grub all day,
But if I can't eat, I'll go down the pub,
until I give my back a good rub,

gotta go now coz I need a poo,
so I hope to see you next time,
so enjoy your cereal you eat tonight,
and I'll call you when I have some lemon and lime