You've been there forever As long as anyone can remember I remember seeing you at birth You reached your arms around me And swallowed me with all your girth You passed my days as an infant With acceleration it seems For those days I cant remember much But you were always my mean As expected, You were always there And I cant say that I'm mad But I cant say that I'll say the same On the days that you act bad You'll be right here one day But I cant say the same for the next For all I know is someday I'll look to you and say "what the heck?"