Fill them up, leave small traces along the way. Piece together, don't miss a beat. Lead them back, stomp with your feet. Be persistent, always under their nose. Watch the suffering, smiles will grow.
This should be your introduction to the book 'Under Arrest: A Stoners Guied To Breaking A Soul'
I wouldn't expect commission, just let me be the performer for the big screen take on it. I'd give you the performance of a lifetime.