You're fat!
You would never make a good mum
You're ugly!
Flat chested
A *******!
Selfish
Self centred
Manipulative
Futureless
Unaware
You're not getting any younger
Past it!
You don't have money! I have more than you!
Lazy
You've not done this right
You've done this wrong!
You're too weird!
If only you were a bit more like this>..........
Why haven't you done that?
Be more ladylike
Your a ****!
You're! Not Your!

Carry on
Pass it round
Fill the cup!
I'll just smile and sip my tea!
Would you like one?