For Secret servicing so nice and pay for play that rocked your world, best keep private your secret vice; If there's a next time, Pay the Girl.
Squabbling with a ******* in Cartegena of all places has made you unemployable and caused flushed and embarrassed faces.
Your actions placed POTUS at risk- Foreign relations are so tricky Settle on price before you play, avoiding situations sticky.
Your servicing was less than secret The whole world knows you sought some "strange" A shame you lasted just a minute- still no excuse to ask for change.