you're slow you smell bad you're smile makes people cringe you're not just fat, your unhealthily obese you're parents regret conceiving you you can't do anything right you're laugh sounds like a flock of dying chickens you're cooking tastes bad you have bad posture no one tells you when you have something in your teeth you're bad at math no one remembers your birthday you can't even spell your own name but, you have such a beautiful soul