-A friend that does that high pitched scream when she sees you wearing something pretty

-A friend that uses a calculator as a phone and knows they dialed your number wrong, but still has the weirdest conversation while asking why you aren't answering.

-A friend who throws a tantrum when you hug a guy that has feelings for you

-A friend who hangs out with your ex-best friend and you want to die because you love her too much to tell her not to hang out with that person

-A friend who snorts like a pig when she laughs

-A friend who calls the guy she likes and, forgetting that it went to voicemail, has a laugh attack and wheezes

-A friend that comes over your house and starts searching your house for food

-A friend who is a total *****