have the concept of a needle in one eye,
and the concept of a haystack in the other;
plus a nose to figure out
                 where to place the needle
for the appropriate reference point...
of metaphor: or what's called misappropriation....
                         otherwise it turns out all lobsided,
         a crab's walk across a zebra... the "leaning" tower
                                           of pisa:
confusing, cross-eyed,
                       with the needle laid a metre away
from the haystack, easily visible....
                     and the haystack? what? kicked?
it's not going to turn into a, ******* tumbleweed!
i'm guessing a scarab beetle figured out
the potency of a lump of ****, sooner,
   than man ever had, with regards to a haystack...
no... kick open that pile of "****"...
            it aint'a gonna roll with the brush of a wind,
far, across arizona, akin to a ******* bonanza
                                     theme piece, included.