you know what
              urinating with
               a ******* feels like?

next thing you know:
they'll be tearing off their niqabs
       and implying
              staples to the fake kippahs
of the popes.

         and then tribalism from brazil.

           toes are a real agony...
fingers are slightly better,,,
               but do you know alcoholism is
such a burden?
              it's ******* exhausting...
                  once you get to the stage of
a litre of whiskey, in between 2 days
you're wondering....
                  i'm not being lazy about this....
this is the fantastic 4 making an entrance...
there's  mr. fantastic / spastic  trying to samba fully
                                       extended;
   limp **** ever come across your mind?
            i'm thinking squid, or at least something
wobbly, or able to juggle, or with limbs
that have the consistency of a brain, i.e. fat;
   then all the bones are in their mouths and could
nibble on you twice-over - or ridley scott talking.

p.s. definite article            indefinite article
                              pluralism (simply...      es);
                           a very serious english complex.