This is a public service announcement. Attention There are cockroaches in the walls of your body Mold in the ceilings of your eyelids You cry so often they can't dry out. We paint over them with makeup we have no idea why we think paint will fix your roof There's still mold There are still cockroaches in the walls of your body. We called them butterflies to be cutesy it's time we told you they are cockroaches. In this familiar metaphor where you are a grand hotel. You were actually an AirBnB Someone decided one day: "AHH **** it. We can open our house to strangers for a quick buck. What's the worst that can happen? They rob us? HAH! what are they gonna take? We got nothin'" then you did. And they did. they smelt bad brought their girlfriend and ****** in your guest bedroom
I mean it was your den, with a sleeping bag But they ****** in there! In YOUR sleeping back And stole your coffee maker! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A COFFEE MAKER BEFORE YOU STARTED BEING A HOTEL you bought that ******* coffee maker for airbnb guests and now look at you. Spent more on ammenaties then you made.
Should have gone to walmart but no you had to "buy local"
Yes we are still talking about your body And cockroaches. That ******* tennant brought cockroaches You don't know how but he was from new york so it was totaly his fault.
now you need to hire pest control
BUT WHO IN THE HELL CAN CONTROL THE PESTS IN YOUR GODAMNED BODY
Not you. You buy local. These hippies don't use pesticides thats their whole shtick. You gotta use dirt and pray.
So you do. You open up the wounds they left Or you found Or made last night
And you shove dirt in them.
And I'll be ****** if it doesn't make the cockroaches leave.