the hangover is a losers' complaint...
what's with these hiccups?
       it's a bit like feeling guilty
    listening to the bangles....
   because musical preferences
  are "second" to your sexuals ones;
       i'm going to **** this penguin...
you tackle the giraffe...
              the **** is up with hiccups?!
       i'm not choking... i'm not practicing
                           rich girls' eating disorder...
i'm starting to think that i'm
    actually boxing, i.e. someone's
            punching me in the stomach...
    hiccups!
                          hiccups!
      ­                                                 hiccups!
         a music reference to the 19          80s...
            hip to be square...
                                   walk like an egyptian...
puff the hooka pipe... puff the viper...
                 ******* hiccups... that are
    180 in terms of hook-ups...
              getting punched in the stomach or
the ******* neck...
    ostrich...
                          head in the sand...
            hiccups?
                                    am i trying to burp?
i really feel like
                       farting, easing a **** out....
gonna be swiss... and ease that **** out...
to be honest...           clocking somehow into uni...
                         hiccups!
            to be honest hiccups aren't funny..
   they're not as funny as coughs... or farts...
                           hiccups aren't funny.