Hello, you don't know me yet. I'll bet you wish you wouldn't. My name is Irrational, and my hobbies include worrying about the world, myself, and everyone else. My talents include cynicism and anxiety and lacking variety living in a not-so-high society. Living with welts on my heart from being alone for so long begging for attention, living with condescension. Wondering what'll be on my gravestone. "Loving mother, daughter, sister, wife," in the death of a cynic another critic comes another poem about just some boring life.